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Post by Flamzeron on Oct 16, 2011 22:14:38 GMT -5
Eat pillow.
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Post by Stanley on Oct 16, 2011 22:20:29 GMT -5
Jenkins the Gnome offers you a pillow to show he mens you no arm. You eat it gleefully. He then explains that a horrible monsters attacked his home village after some asshole started a fire in the meadow. Thankfully, the flames have died, and they can track the beast. He asks you for help in slaying it. |
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Post by tranceangel100 on Oct 16, 2011 22:25:36 GMT -5
Refuse to help him, strangle his fat gnome neck and take his money and items off his fat gnome corpse.
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Post by Stanley on Oct 16, 2011 22:26:22 GMT -5
Refuse to help him, strangle his fat gnome neck and take his money and items off his fat gnome corpse. No. Look, you agree to help him alright? That's how this convo will end. |
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Post by Ryo on Oct 16, 2011 22:31:52 GMT -5
Help him by pointing out, in the harshest of terms, how worthless his life and his village are in the grand scheme of things. Then laugh at him and demand an absurdly large reward for the task.
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Post by Stanley on Oct 16, 2011 22:33:32 GMT -5
Jenkins takes the abuse as he leads you to his now destroyed village. The path is a bit long, but you should make it there soon enough.
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Post by tranceangel100 on Oct 16, 2011 22:34:27 GMT -5
trip him, then kick him repeatedly for being a gnome
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Post by Stanley on Oct 16, 2011 22:39:03 GMT -5
As you continue to abuse the Gnome warrior, you take notice at how he is broken inside. But he needs your help so badly that he continues on the path in silence. Though your blows are intensely painful, he holds his tongue.
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Post by Flamzeron on Oct 16, 2011 22:39:32 GMT -5
Make friends with Kerreck.
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Post by Stanley on Oct 16, 2011 22:43:20 GMT -5
Make friends with Kerreck. Is this just how it's gonna be? |
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Post by Ryo on Oct 16, 2011 22:43:52 GMT -5
Shave off all of his hair and call him Susey.
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Post by Stanley on Oct 16, 2011 22:46:56 GMT -5
Jenkins holds in his tears as you arrive at his home village. Once there, he finally breaks into sobs, and yet still does not speak out against you. You now loom over the ruined village.
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Post by tranceangel100 on Oct 16, 2011 22:48:49 GMT -5
Laugh at the destruction, then kill the useless broken gnome, and go off to kill the beast for the hell of it.
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Post by Stanley on Oct 16, 2011 22:51:35 GMT -5
And so you did.
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Post by Flamzeron on Oct 16, 2011 22:52:14 GMT -5
Buy Kerreck a cold one.
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