Well, he could at least take it easy on the kid. "Okay... Uh... I'll set a monster face down and end my turn. Your move."
The girl, however, was quick to pick up on this. Albeit in a different way. "Oh my mister, you don't seem too good at this."
How rude. "I... Guess not?"
Not that she cared. "I summon
Flamvell Archer in attack mode."
"Wait... A Tuner? But you don't even have an extra deck..."
"He's a tuner... Oh well! I guess I'll have him attack your monster now."
"You've attacked my Gellenduo!"
Yet, this reveal was interrupted by a shrill scream. "EEE! How cuuutte!"
"Aren't they? And they can take a ton of punishment!"
"But mister, my Archer has more attack than your monster's' defense..."
Oh my. Conflict. "But... His effect. He can't be destroyed by battle."
But she would have none of that. "You're lying! I don't believe you!"
And then he buckled like a ninety year old man's bad knees. "But... Alright. I'll send him to the grave just for you, alright?"
"Yay!" And yet, then something eerie came about. "i END MY TURN."
"W-What? Okay... I'll summon
Nova Summoner! And I'll have him attack your archer!"
"Uh-uh, I switch him to defense mode!"
"You... You're not allowed to do that."
"Am too!"
Bah. It was just one attack. Might as well let it slip. "...Just destroy him."
"LEMME DO IT LEMME DO IT LEMME DO IT!"
"...Alright. I'm waiting."
" Fine. Meanie."
"I am not!"
And then she did the unthinkable. She stuck her tongue out at him.
All Ryo could do was gasp at this vile showing. "Why!?"
"Hmm. I summon the
Armed Sea Hunter!"Finally! A monster strong enough to hurt him! "Alright! Good choice!"
"Now I'll have him eat your ugly Fairy!"
As he lost his life points, only one thought passed through his head.
U-Ugly? "But now his effect kicks in! I can special summon any level four Light Type Fairy from my deck to the field!"
This incited a furious string of screams from the child. "You cheater! CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER!"
"How dare you! I haven't cheated at all!"
"Then why did you destroy Gallanduo!?"
"Because-Wait... What?" No way. There's no way she just said that. He had to be imagining things.
"Nevermind! I switch Sea Hunter to defense mode to destroy your Angel."
"You can't do that!"
"CAN TOO."
"Liar!"
"Just take your move you poopyhead!"
Okay. Now she was getting to him. "You...! Grr... I'm activating
Valhalla, Hall of the Fallen!"
As if disturbed by the thought of non monster cards, she gasped in response.
"Now I summon the
Trust Guardian in attack mode!"
"He's so puny."
"Not for long! Now I synchro for the
Ancient Fairy Dragon!"
"I didn't know you were so girly."
Wait. What? "...What?"
"Go put on a dress you big mean girlie girl!"
"...What are you implying?"
She then had the nerve to stick her tongue out at him! Again!
"You fiend!" Alright. No more games. "I discard
Hecatrice to grab another Valhalla! Now I activate Solidarity and set a card face down! Your move."
The girl then made a face that amounted to this: D8 "Well uh ALL OUT DEFENSE!" She then promptly summoned four more monsters in face up defense position.
"..."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"You're cheating. Again."
"No YOU'RE cheating!"
"How? It's YOUR turn."
"I know! You big dumb old ugly fat cheater! And you smell bad!"
Ryo proceeded to lose it. "That's it! That's crossing the line!"
"Uh-oh..."
"I tribute my
Ancient Fairy Dragon! for
Airknight Parshath!"
"Neener neener neener!"
That fool! She had no idea what he had planned. "...Hrmph! Solidarity may not be active anymore, but I can still pierce your defense and draw a card in the process!"
"NOOOO"
"Strike down her
Bowganian, Parshath!"
Upon losing 900 life points, she began to whine. "Waaaaah."
Ryo could do nothing but glare. "...The perfect draw. Now I tribute
Airknight Parshath to summon my ultimate monster! Here it is!
Neo-Parshath, the Sky Paladin! And now I activate
Solemn Wishes! Each time I draw a card, I gain 500 Life Points!"
Yet another cry from the child. "WHAAAAAAAA!"
And as coldly as he could muster, which wasn't very, he scowled. "Your turn."
"U-uh..." Once more, she chose to cheat, summoning yet another monster in face up defense.
"You can't summon in face up defense mode!"
"TOO BAD! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!"
"Fine! You think it matters!?"
"TAKE YOUR STUPID MOVE THEN YOU JERK!"
"Watch me!
Solemn Wishes kicks in and I get 500 life points! Now I activate Sanctuary in the Sky! This activates
Neo-Parshath's! second ability! While my life points are higher than yours, he gains attack and defense equal to the difference! So now he stands at 3300!
Neo-Parshath , crush her shark!"
And so she lost 2900 more points and began crying.
"Due to the effect, I draw a card and gain 500 more points! Now he stands at 6700 attack points! "Your move!
Desperate, she set down another archer and ran over to rob him. "I Synchro from your Deck!"
His response was cold. "...I don't care. Do it."
"I CHOOSE YOUR
AVENGING KNIGHT! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Do your worst!"
"And? That's five hundred more points! Parshath now stands at 7200 attack!"
Naturally, she shrieked in terror. Again. "EEEEEKK!"
"Crush her
Arcane Archer! Pierce for 5800 points!"
And so her life points dwindled and she fell into a coma. That or she's having a panic attack. Who cares?
"And that's game! Never speak to me again!" Then it struck him. "Also, give me back my card!"
Winter was not impressed. "A fair string of moves, but a pitiful fool. Breaking the rules to help an opponent... How moronic. B-."