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Post by Stanley on Oct 16, 2011 21:33:47 GMT -5
WELCOME!
Type 'start' to... start.
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Post by Flamzeron on Oct 16, 2011 21:34:22 GMT -5
'start'
Get ye flask.
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Post by Stanley on Oct 16, 2011 21:37:24 GMT -5
You grab your flask as you eye your surroundings. The gentle morning sun shines upon the thick blades of grass. That's all I got.
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Post by Ryo on Oct 16, 2011 21:38:31 GMT -5
You are approached by a weird child pretending to be a text based game. What action do you take? Wait... No.
Set the grass on fire.
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Post by Stanley on Oct 16, 2011 21:39:14 GMT -5
You are approached by a weird child pretending to be a text based game. What action do you take? Wait... No. Set the grass on fire. Why...?
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Post by tranceangel100 on Oct 16, 2011 21:40:43 GMT -5
Why not?
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Post by Stanley on Oct 16, 2011 21:42:24 GMT -5
You gleefully set the meadow ablaze, rejoicing in your surroundings despite the fact that it will all soon be ashes. Suddenly, a noise can be heard approaching!
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Post by Ryo on Oct 16, 2011 21:42:58 GMT -5
Kill the noise.
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Post by Stanley on Oct 16, 2011 21:43:30 GMT -5
You can't kill 'a noise.'
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Post by Flamzeron on Oct 16, 2011 21:44:16 GMT -5
Go on a date with the noise.
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Post by Stanley on Oct 16, 2011 21:46:45 GMT -5
Go on a date with the noise. Wow. There is something really wrong with you.
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Post by tranceangel100 on Oct 16, 2011 21:49:11 GMT -5
Pointing the fault out in the commanding party, you quickly realize your life is meaningless in the grand scheme of things. You look at the burning meadow that surrounds you and sigh as you see your miserable existence put in perspective before you......kill yourself?
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Post by Stanley on Oct 16, 2011 22:12:58 GMT -5
Pointing the fault out in the commanding party, you quickly realize your life is meaningless in the grand scheme of things. You look at the burning meadow that surrounds you and sigh as you see your miserable existence put in perspective before you......kill yourself? ...really, dude? Jesus, this is off to a wonderful start. Let's pretend you typed 'look for noise' and move on. You frantically search for the source of the noise, and see an odd man covered in makeshift armor made of kitchenware. His face is filled with terror, and he looks to you for help.
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Post by Ryo on Oct 16, 2011 22:13:38 GMT -5
Strip him of his armor and batter him with it until he stops breathing.
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Post by Stanley on Oct 16, 2011 22:14:20 GMT -5
Strip him of his armor and batter him with it until he stops breathing. Christ! Look, we're trying to get somewhere here. Just talk to him.
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