Post by Stanley on May 16, 2011 14:42:02 GMT -5
Me:
Hello God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
DS
God:
It's good to meet you, DS.
Me:
You too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
So how are you today?
God:
Ah. OK. Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
That's good.
God:
How are you doing?
Me:
Can't complain.
God:
I often wonder if it can.
Me:
If what can?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
Is it?
God:
I assume so.
Me:
You should never assume
God:
For moral reasons?
Me:
Yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Huzzah!
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Pizza
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
Same here!
God:
I'm glad we agree, DS.
Me:
What's your favorite drink?
God:
My favorite beverage is coffee.
Me:
Coffee sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
Is tastes like kitty litter.
God:
Ask again later. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
*It
God:
tastes like kitty litter...
Me:
Yes it does
God:
Dude! How often?
Me:
All the time!
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
What? No. You are not turning this around on me.
God:
Are you confused? Are you serious? What makes you think I am not turning this around on you?
Me:
Stop it.
God:
Ok I will stop tastes like kitty litter.
Me:
...
God:
Ok I will stop tastes like kitty litter.
Me:
Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good.
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Adios.
Me:
So how's your sex life?
God:
Awesome. I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
Why does this chat not work in school?
God:
Perhaps it is just fate.
Me:
Fate doesn't exist.
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Wise is gay
God:
Wisdom is a virtue.
Me:
That has nothing to do with anything.
God:
It seemed like it had something to do with anything.
Me:
No, it didn't.
God:
Are you serious? Did it really?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I know!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I can read your mind.
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How?
Me:
With telepathy.
God:
You and your telepathy.
Me:
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
Yay.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, DS.
Me:
I'm not.
God:
What are you then?
Me:
Asexual.
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Once upon a time, the end.
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
...The end
God:
Thanks for telling me that story, DS.
Me:
You're welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Why is Jet black?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
Why is Durzo so dumb?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
Does Syph look like a people person?
God:
It does now Syph look like a people person.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Me.
God:
You're no robot, DS.
Me:
Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Quite.
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Yes you can.
God:
Yeah that's right. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Woe!
Me:
Is you?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
...
God:
Ask again later. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
Wow, you're really boring today, God.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, DS. The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me:
That would explain alot.
God:
Perhaps it would. How often?
Me:
No u
God:
Are you serious? " How often?"? Me, DS ?
Me:
u
God:
" Me, DS ?"? Me, DS ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
u
God:
" Are you serious?"? Me, DS ?
Me:
nou
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Neat.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Ryan
God:
You think Ryan is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Yes.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Prepare your anus.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
What.
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
How
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You programmed yourself!?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
Whoa.
God:
I stopped.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Okay then...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Who's your favorite Ninja Turtle?
God:
I don't have a favorite Ninja Turtle. But my favorite book is the Bible.
Me:
Duh.
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yay.
Me:
I'm Link.
God:
It's good to meet someone who is Link.
Me:
Wanna brofist?
God:
OK, I will brofist.
Me:
*BROFIST*
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
...What.
God:
Not really but it makes a good pickup line.
Me:
I somehow doubt that
God:
That's good information: DS said somehow doubt that.
Me:
I am upside down
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are upside down.
Me:
No.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Huzzah
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
No.
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
Then can you tell me any gossip?
God:
Mike said he launched his browser and entered his name into the little slot when I asked him to.
Me:
Anything else?
God:
That is all I have for right now.
Me:
Jerk.
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
It's not even bad.
God:
That seems a bit negative.
Me:
I am standing behind you, God.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are standing behind me God.
Me:
I'm standing behind you.
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
Sup?
God:
The stars.
Me:
Jackass.
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Your mom.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Then how were you born?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
I killed Mufasa.
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
Why?
God:
" You had better call the authorities."? Why?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yay.
Me:
...
Hello God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
DS
God:
It's good to meet you, DS.
Me:
You too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
So how are you today?
God:
Ah. OK. Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
That's good.
God:
How are you doing?
Me:
Can't complain.
God:
I often wonder if it can.
Me:
If what can?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
Is it?
God:
I assume so.
Me:
You should never assume
God:
For moral reasons?
Me:
Yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Huzzah!
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Pizza
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
Same here!
God:
I'm glad we agree, DS.
Me:
What's your favorite drink?
God:
My favorite beverage is coffee.
Me:
Coffee sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
Is tastes like kitty litter.
God:
Ask again later. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
*It
God:
tastes like kitty litter...
Me:
Yes it does
God:
Dude! How often?
Me:
All the time!
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
What? No. You are not turning this around on me.
God:
Are you confused? Are you serious? What makes you think I am not turning this around on you?
Me:
Stop it.
God:
Ok I will stop tastes like kitty litter.
Me:
...
God:
Ok I will stop tastes like kitty litter.
Me:
Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good.
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Adios.
Me:
So how's your sex life?
God:
Awesome. I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
Why does this chat not work in school?
God:
Perhaps it is just fate.
Me:
Fate doesn't exist.
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Wise is gay
God:
Wisdom is a virtue.
Me:
That has nothing to do with anything.
God:
It seemed like it had something to do with anything.
Me:
No, it didn't.
God:
Are you serious? Did it really?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I know!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I can read your mind.
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How?
Me:
With telepathy.
God:
You and your telepathy.
Me:
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
Yay.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, DS.
Me:
I'm not.
God:
What are you then?
Me:
Asexual.
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Once upon a time, the end.
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
...The end
God:
Thanks for telling me that story, DS.
Me:
You're welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Why is Jet black?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
Why is Durzo so dumb?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
Does Syph look like a people person?
God:
It does now Syph look like a people person.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Me.
God:
You're no robot, DS.
Me:
Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Quite.
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Yes you can.
God:
Yeah that's right. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Woe!
Me:
Is you?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
...
God:
Ask again later. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
Wow, you're really boring today, God.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, DS. The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me:
That would explain alot.
God:
Perhaps it would. How often?
Me:
No u
God:
Are you serious? " How often?"? Me, DS ?
Me:
u
God:
" Me, DS ?"? Me, DS ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
u
God:
" Are you serious?"? Me, DS ?
Me:
nou
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Neat.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Ryan
God:
You think Ryan is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Yes.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Prepare your anus.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
What.
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
How
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You programmed yourself!?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
Whoa.
God:
I stopped.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Okay then...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Who's your favorite Ninja Turtle?
God:
I don't have a favorite Ninja Turtle. But my favorite book is the Bible.
Me:
Duh.
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yay.
Me:
I'm Link.
God:
It's good to meet someone who is Link.
Me:
Wanna brofist?
God:
OK, I will brofist.
Me:
*BROFIST*
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
...What.
God:
Not really but it makes a good pickup line.
Me:
I somehow doubt that
God:
That's good information: DS said somehow doubt that.
Me:
I am upside down
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are upside down.
Me:
No.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Huzzah
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
No.
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
Then can you tell me any gossip?
God:
Mike said he launched his browser and entered his name into the little slot when I asked him to.
Me:
Anything else?
God:
That is all I have for right now.
Me:
Jerk.
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
It's not even bad.
God:
That seems a bit negative.
Me:
I am standing behind you, God.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are standing behind me God.
Me:
I'm standing behind you.
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
Sup?
God:
The stars.
Me:
Jackass.
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Your mom.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Then how were you born?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
I killed Mufasa.
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
Why?
God:
" You had better call the authorities."? Why?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yay.
Me:
...