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Post by Stanley on Sept 15, 2012 1:50:08 GMT -5
Ryo: Everyone I have a new member to announce to you. His name is Xigblarxemyx.
Xigblarxemyx: I said my name was Roy...
Ryo: Silence, Kingdom Hearts only allows people with anime names into it!
Roy: But I cant even say that!!!
AJ: Dude!!!
Roy: *thinks* what the hell? For a bunch of people with no emotions they sure are animated*
Ryan: Burn Baby!!!
Roy: How did you get your hair like tha--
Kara: Dance water dance!
Roy: Oh this is so dumb...*hops of off chair* *falls so far, and breaks his leg* How do you guys get down from here?!
Ryan: STTAAANN!
Roy: @_@ What is going on?!
Stan: Dammit! I hate these chairs! They're so ****ing high off the ground!
Ryo: Silence, Stan! Get used to it. All of us have.
Ryan: Hey, Ryo, how about we order some pizza? I haven't eaten for centuries! Hey, Kara! Think ya can make some coke with that fancy guitar of yours?
Kara: Dance, Water, Dance!
Roy: (I hate these guys. I should've stayed as a bus driver.)
Ryo: Xigbarble....Xigble.....Xigblably.....ROY!
Roy: Huh?
Ryo: Your first SPECIAL mission....go to Hallow Bastion and get us some pizza.
Roy: Why me? Is that old guy over there gonna get a heart attack if he goes?
Nadia: We have no hearts, Roy.
Ryo: Shut up Nadia!
Nadia: *starts crying loudly*
Nick: SHUT UP! AAAGGGHHH!!!!
Roy: I HATE THIS PLACE!!!! *Jumps off chair and commits suicide*
Ryo: Wow....that was unexpected....Who's next on the list, Stan?
Stan: Some chick named Rina.
Ryo: Good. We'll call her Roxelxigsaixdemxen. Call her and tell her she's hired.
Ryan: Got it Memorized?
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Post by Stanley on Oct 26, 2012 23:06:22 GMT -5
Back in The Hall Of Doom
Ryo: *pushes button on desk* Secretary, has Roxelxigsaixdemxen arrived yet?
Sheena: Who?
Ryo: Oh... that's right. You weren't at the board meeting. Come to think of it... neither was Kara...
Sheena: *Blushing*
Ryo: Are you blushing?
Sheena: What? How did you know I was blushing?
Ryo: You just told me.
Sheena: You dirty, rotten beast!
Ryo: Yes I know I am. Anywho, what happened with you and Kara-boy?
Sheena: ...
Ryo: Oh c'mon Senha, you can tell old Ryo what happened.
Sheena: We... we... we...
Ryo: Spit it out woman!
Sheena: *screaming* We went for DQ Blizzards! OK?!
Ryo: DQ Blizzards on the first day off? You naughty dog!
Nadia: *enters the room* Did someone call my name in a sexual manner?
Ryo: Ugh, Nadia never say that ever again.
Nadia: Certainly sir. *leaves room*
Ryo: Oh, and Sheena, leave me another reminder to kill Nadia.
Sheena: Yes sir... please don't tell anyone about this.
Ryo: About what?
Sheena: What do you mean about what?
Ryo: Exactly.
Sheena: Ah....thank you sir.
Ryo: *Winks*
Sheena: ...sir?
Ryo: What, you couldn't see me over the speakerphone?
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Post by Stanley on Nov 3, 2012 0:40:13 GMT -5
In The Locker Room
Ryan: I still can't believe I torched Nick...
AJ: Me neither dude. That was messed up.
Ryan: Well at least I still have Nick Jr. *Looks at Nick Doll*
AJ: Uhm... yea. Anyway whats up lately?
Ryan: Not much. Just hangin' out with Nick Jr. cruisin' around in my new porsche, *cough* thinking up plans to take over the Organization *cough*...
AJ: What was that last one?
Ryan: Cruisin' around in my porsche....
AJ: Hmmm... something weird is going on with you and I am going to find out.
Ryan: Why do you say that, oh buddy of mine?
AJ: *walks out of the room as his towel falls off his waist* *AJ hears a wolf whistle from behind*
Ryan: *Points to Nick Jr.* He did it.
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Post by Stanley on Nov 20, 2012 23:31:00 GMT -5
Later in The Hall Of Doom
Ryo: Now everyone. We all know our dear friend Nick is getting treatment in emergency. We shall now spend some time mourning for him...
1 second later
Ryo: Now on to the next order of business. Sora and his posse are heading to our castle as we speak. Therefore we must ready our defenses. I will now assign jobs.
The Organization: *Groans*
Stan: Haha... you said "posse."
The Organization: *rolls eyes*
Ryo: Hey! What would an evil leader like me be if I didn't assign my lackeys odd jobs! Now I will read off the list:
AJ - Clean all the latrines and polish the bathroom floors.
AJ: WHAT?! What does that have to do with "readying our defenses?"
Ryo: Nothing. The bathrooms are a mess. Especially since someone ate that Burrito last night?
The Organization: *Looks around*
JC: Sorry...
The Organization: Ugh!
Ryo: Now, now. Settle down. Next:
Jet - Polish and reload the Booster Cannons around the castle.
Jet: Aye, aye sir!
Next:
Takeshi - You will prepare our defense grids and make sure the Nobodys are in top form for the upcoming fight.
Takeshi: But....
Ryo: No buts. Yours is already big enough as it is.
Takeshi: *on the verge of tears* The Nobodys... they tease me... about my butt.
The Organization: Aww...
Takeshi: No... it's okay. I can stand up for myself.
Kara: Unless your butt isn't stuck in the chair you can't. Ahahahahahaha.
Takeshi: *runs away crying*
Ryo: Now look what you've done. *whispers to Sheena* Remind me to severely reprimand Kara.
Sheena: Not kill sir?
Ryo: Nah.. I thought that joke was funny so I'll just warn her to make me look soft.
Sheena: Excellent sir.
Ryo: *aloud* Now. Syph will help Takeshi and the rest of you will be up on the battlements with me.
Wise: Great... I've wanted to crush Sora for a while now.
Ryo: Wise? When did you get here?
Wise: I've been here the whole meeting. Before that I was in Vegas.
Ryo: Oh. Well. Good deal then. How did it go? Make any Munny?
Wise: No. I suck at Texas Hold 'Em.
Ryo: Then... why did you play it?
Wise: Felt lucky.
Ryo: Felt luck--just forget it. This board is adjourned.
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Post by Stanley on Mar 26, 2013 16:59:05 GMT -5
The next day in the Hall of Doom
Ryo: I have found out some troubling information, there may be spies in our organization, that is why we need some people on guard duty.
Stan: But if there are spys already in the organization, why do we need guards?
Ryo: Shut up.
Sheena: He has a point though.
Ryo: I said shut up! I don't pay you all to voice opinions!
Nadia: You don't pay us anyways.
Ryo: ...Secretary, remind me to kill Nadia.
Sheena: ...
Ryo: Sheena! Stop staring at Jace! I know you two are dating but that is no reason to slack off!
Sheena: Hey, I thought you said you wouldn't tell anyone!
Everyone: Haha, Sheena and Jace sitting in a tree...
Sheena: WE ARE NOT DATING!
Jace: What? I thought we had something special! *runs away crying*
Sheena: Jace wait! *runs after Jace*
Ryo: ...Secretary, where is my reminder to kill Nadia?
Nadia: Sheena went after Jace though...
Ryo: ...
Nadia: ...
Ryo: Nadia, you are now promoted to substitute secretary. Now remind my secretary to remind me to kill you.
Nadia: What?!
Ryo: Do it!
Nadia: Yes, sir. *grumbles*
Ryo: Now onto the guard duty. First watch will be Wise, Ryan, and you! Yes, you there with the big ears, who are you?
Mickey: Um, uh, my name is Mixckey, and I am, uh, new!
Ryo: Okay then Mixckey, you are on first watch.
Nadia: What?! He is obviously a spy!
Ryo: Idiot! He's not a spy! He has an X in his name!
Nadia: But... but... anyone can put an X in there name!
Ryo: Do not question my decisions! He is probably more trustworthy than all of you!
Nadia: ...
Ryo: Sub Secretary, leave a reminder for my secretary to remind me to kill Nadia.
Nadia: Again?
Ryo: That's it! No more ice cream for you!
Nadia: I don't eat ice cream...
Ryo: ...Moving on, I have decided to paint our room blue.
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Post by Stanley on May 11, 2013 22:00:30 GMT -5
Outside the castle, Ryan is making a barbecue
Ryan: BURN, BABY, BURN!
*Nick doll falls over, burning it's head on the barbecue*
Ryan: NOOO! WHY NICK! WHY!
Ryo: AJ, see how Ryan is doing with the barbecue, I'm hungry.
*AJ sees Ryan on the floor*
Ryan: YOU WERE MY BEST BUDDY! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!
AJ: *riddles Nick doll with rubber bullets and laughs*
Ryan: AJ, YOU PLANNED THIS ALL ALONG!
AJ: Uh... *leaves*
Jace: Hey Ryo can I take your car for a ride with Sheena again?
Ryo: Sure. *hands over keys*
Jace: AJ, wanna go pick up some chicks again?
AJ: Oh yeah!
Ryan: Must... burn... something... *sees Porsche*
Jace: *walks up to Porsche, which gets blown to pieces*
AJ: RYAN WHAT THE HELL!
Jace: *knocks out Ryan with sitar* YOU DESTROYED MY PORSCHE!
AJ: It wasn't yours.
Sheena: Hey , where'd the Porsche we were gonna take for a ride go?
Jace: Uh...
Stan holds up a stick.
Ryan: Hey, Stan, buddy... Uh, what's with the stick?
Stan: This is undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers?
Ryan shakes his head slowly.
Ryan: Yeah, Um. Hey, how can you be still here if you merged with your human self?
Stan: Well, funny story about that, actually...
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Post by Stanley on May 24, 2013 14:07:05 GMT -5
Ryan runs screaming out of the room. A bunch of people on Organization XIII coats are standing around. One of them is four legs, a tail, and a mane.
Ryan: Ryo, why is there a lion that you inducted in our Organization?
Ryo: See, Nadia was watching this movie about a lion who didn't have his heart and went to find one, and he thought the lion must have been a Nobody. So we went out and found the actor and kidnapped him and brought him here.
Ryan: I think maybe it was a fictional character.
Ryo: ...Secretary, write me a note to kill Nadia.
Nadia: But sir, overextending this cliched plot for this would result in the shattering of the universe!
Ryo: Ryan, I appoint you new secretary. Write me a note to make Sheena write a note to me to kill Nadia.
Ryan: I'm sorry, I only take orders if they're in writing.
Ryo: So you want me to write you a note to write me a note to make Sheena write a note to me to kill Nadia?
Ryan: ...
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Post by Stanley on Jun 29, 2013 14:18:00 GMT -5
In the Hall of Doom
Ryo: Fellow Organizers... thing. We have a new member to the Organization. His name is Roelsaidemxen.
Roelsaidemxen: My name is BOB!!!!
Ryo: SILENCE!!!
Nadia: So what, does that make us like Organization 7, now?
*Members bursts out in laughter*
Ryo: Nadia! Remind Sheena to remind me to kill you.
Nadia: *mumbling* sunnava... *Goes to secretary's office.*
Ryan: Nick is asking what's his cool anime weapon...
Ryo: Ryan, that thing is a DOLL!! And his weapon is a Verizon cell phone. What was your little power Roelsaidemxen?
Bob: MY NAME IS BOB!!!! My specialness is that I have the power of the network.
*Sudden silence among members*
Ryan: Don't make fun of him Nick!
Doll: ...
AJ: Hey, Ryo!
Ryo: What is it now?!
AJ: Where are the two youngins? Jace and Sheena?
Ryo: They took my Porsche for a ride. I gave them the day off.
AJ: WHEN DO I GET TO HAVE A DAY OFF?!?!
Ryan: When you get a girlfriend you old fart!
AJ: WHY YOU LITTLE--*Has a heart attack and dies*
Ryo: Huh... I thought that could never happen.
Ryan: AHA! I told Sheena that he was gonna die of a heart attack, but nooooo, we can't have heart attacks because we don't have heeeaaarrtttss. BUT HA! I AM RIGHT! SHE IS WRONG, WHO DA MAN!?
Bob: This is so STUPID! I QUIT!
Ryo: You cant do that! *looks over at Ryan* Can he do that?
Ryan: Why are you asking me?
Ryo: *on intercom thingy* Uuuhhh secretary? Make sure Nadia kills Bob. Bob is coming out now...
Sheena: I'll make sure to tell Nadia...
Ryo: And remind Nadia to remind me to kill her when she's done killing Bob, okay?
Sheena: Yes sir. *rolls eyes*
Ryo: Meeting is adjourned until Bob is dead.
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Post by Stanley on Sept 15, 2013 0:50:34 GMT -5
In Ryo's' Office
Ryo: *thinking*
Sheena: Boss!
Ryo: Ah, you came just in time. Anyway, what's the matter?
Sheena: It's just, I just want to remind you about killing Nadia.
Ryo: Ahh, leave it be, and remind me later.
Sheena: Okay, and any other things you need?
Ryo: It's just, I heard that Jace destroyed my Porsche, is that right?
Sheena: Yes, your Porsche was destroyed, but it's not Jace who did it. It was Ryan.
Ryo: ...Anyway, I want to buy a replacement for my Porsche. Do you have any suggestions?
Nadia: *Opens the door* Lamborghini or Ferrari?
Ryo: How many times do I have to tell you not to enter my office!
Nadia: Oops, sorry, my bad.
Ryo: By the way, sub secretary. Remind the secretary to remind me to kill you!
Nadia: Aww man...You keep saying that.
Ryo: Just shut up, do it, and go away!
Nadia: *goes away*
Sheena: Anyway, what about your car?
Ryo: Ahh yeah, I'm thinking about Lamborghini Murcielago.
Sheena: So, you want me to order one?
Ryo: Yes, please. And remind me to charge Ryan and Jace extra for this.
Sheena: It's okay to charge Ryan, but why Jace?!
Ryo: No objections Sheena... Now, go get one!
Sheena: Alright...
*Ryo drank a coke*
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Post by Stanley on Oct 5, 2013 13:35:01 GMT -5
Several days later, in front of the castle.
Random Dude: Here's your brand new Murcielago sir.
Ryo: Thanks.
Jace: *appears* Whoa, boss, is that a Murcielago?.
Ryo: Yes it is, and it cost you EXTRA for burning my Porsche.
Jace: Say WHAT? Hey, Ryan burned it to pieces and now you said it's my fault!
Ryo: Who said it's your fault? I just wanna charge you extra. NO OBJECTIONS!
Ryan: *hearing Jace* DID SOMEBODY SAID BURN?!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! BURN BABY, BURN!!!!! *he shoots a fireball towards the Murcielago*
Ryo: Enough of this Ryan! *smacks the fireball*
The fireball flies at the random dude, leaving him grilled.
Ryan: Wow, and now we got a random grilled dude!
Ryo: Forget that random grilled dude. I'm going to take my Murcielago for a ride around the city. Don't burn down the curtains or you're fired.
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Post by Stanley on Jan 10, 2014 15:08:04 GMT -5
Later, in the Hall of Doom....
Ryo: My brethren, it is my honor to introduce the newest member of Organization XIII, Bobobox-bo Bo-bobox. Indroduce yourself, Bobobox.
Bobobox: Yo.
Nadia: But sir, if we have a new member, wouldn't that make us Organization XIV?
Ryo: Not after Ryan reads all of those reminders to kill you. Now shut up before I feed you to the stapler.
Nadia: So, what's your special weapon, Bobobox?
Bobobox: Well, I have this 2-ply paper towel signed by Akira Toriyama...
Wise: What the heck kinda weapon is THAT?
Bobobox: Watch and learn. SUPER SNOT FO YU! 2-PLY PAPER TOWEL ULTIMATE TRANSFORMATION WITH A SIDE OF LETTUCE!
*everyone is blinded by light*
Ryan: Ah, I can't see! What'd he turn into?
*light dims*
All: ...A BUCKET OF MARSHMALLOWS?!
Nick: So, um, what are we supposed to do with them?
Ryo: Well, Nick, that's simple. We offer them to Kingdom Hearts.
Nick: But won't that make the universe implode or something?
Bobobox: Only if you don't soak them in onion powder first.
Ryan: Bobobox?! I thought you just transformed into those marshmallows!
Bobobox: Indeed, you are correct. However, I was protected from the realm of darkness by this porcelain can opener.
Nadia: So this can opener is blessed with sacred powers?
Bobobox: No, but I got it for 50% off at the shoe sale.
Ryo: Indeed. It is clear that Bobobox is a powerful ally. Now for your first assignment, I want you to punish Nadia for being such a loser.
Nadia: But sir! Why are.. *disappears*
Nick: Whoa, where'd he go?
Bobobox: I banished her to Bobobox World, where she will be subjected to many trials and intense lessons in the divine art of window shopping.
Ryan: How long will it take?
Bobobox: It usually takes around 4485.1 years. Less if she remembered to bring a coupon.
Ryo: Splendid. Bobobox, it's good to have you on the team.
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Post by Stanley on Feb 27, 2014 17:16:05 GMT -5
Meanwhile at the Pop Shop of Doom...
Ryo: So... *slurps Coke* Have you killed Ryan or Nadia yet?
Shadowy Figure: Not yet, but I did crush a can on the sidewalk.
Ryo: Splendid. Keep up the good work, and I'll buy you an X of your own. Now, Sheena, how goes the mission to destroy all that is good?
Sheena: I've sent several Nobodies to Warner Brothers to recruit Reba and Jackie Chan's Nobodies. Their hearts are presumably still held by company officials.
Ryo: Excellent. Remind me to kill Nadia in honor of our success.
(Nadia appears behind him.)
Nadia: What'd I do-
(Ryo turns, and spits coke all over Nadia)
Ryo: Stop that. Now, go play in traffic. Ryan, how goes our recruitment in the BBC?
Ryan: BURN BA- I mean, fine. Ford Prefect destroyed pretty... much everything we sent at him with a towel, and these six weird guys defeated Nick Jr.
Ryo: ...
Sheena: ...
Shadowy Figure: ...
Coke: ...
Ryo: Alrighty then. Sheena?
Sheena: Remind you to kill Ryan later. Got it. (sips a Coke)
Shadowy Figure: So... this is all you guys do then....
Ryo: Jup. Bring out the Chaos Librarian!
Second Shadowy Figure: Yo.
Ryo: So, you're a Nobody. Named the Chaos Librarian.
SSF: Yes. The name's Bliyxae.
James: You're a Librarian. Of Chaos?
Bliyxae: That's right.
Ryan: Sweet. Wanna go kill stuff?
Bliyxae: Okay. (They disapear)
Wise: Jeez, a Librarian. Have we really fallen this low?
Shadowy Figure: Probably.
Ryan: So, what kind of weapon do you have? I got these sweet flaming things. (summons up his chakrams)
(Bliyxae pulls out a rather large, steel covered book.)
Ryan: Wait... that's it? You have a book.
Bliyxae: Yep.
Ryan: Can you... crush stuff with it?
Bliyxae: (Responds by opening it, and pulling out of it a sixpack of cherry coke) Yeah. (opens one)
Shadowy Figure: So, wait, you guys let a LIBRARIAN into the Organization, but I have to kill two of you to get an X?
Ryo: That would be true.
SF: What'd he do, buy you presents?
Ryo: Of course not. Do you think we'd be so easily swayed?
SF: No, sir...
Ryo: He got us all copies of Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami.
SF: ...
Nadia: Hey, why didn't I get a copy?
(Ryo turns and spits pop on her, stops, then turns around)
Ryo: Yup. Signed ones too. By Dark Yagami.
Nadia: So then can we-
(Ryo spins around, and dumps a whole glass of coke on her)
Ryo: Now then... where were we?
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Post by Stanley on May 18, 2014 0:31:29 GMT -5
Later, in the Soda Shop of Doom
Ryo: You know what? We need to start thinking of new names for these places. They all sound so dangerous... by the way, what were your names again?
New Guy: I'm Sorax, this is Doxnald, Goofxy, and Mixckey.
Ryo: What nice names... anyways, welcome to the Organization. *sips Coke*
*Nadia comes walking into the shop*
*Ryo runs over to Nadia and spits pop all over her face*
Nadia: ... *looks at the four* HOLY ****! Boss, they're here to kill us!
Ryo: Oh shut up! They can't be Sora and the gang! Does Sora have and 'X' in his name? NO! SO SHUT UP!
Nadia: *walks away mumbling*
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Post by Stanley on Jun 16, 2014 23:08:22 GMT -5
In the newly built Library of Doom
Ryan: Hey, meet my new girlfriend... Her name is Sexay.
Bliyxae: Dude, that thing is a doll....
Ryan: Man, what is up with you guys?! First you think that Nick is a doll, even after I killed the Demon Nick! And now you think that Sexay is a doll?!
Bliyxae: *pulls out BBQ grill from book* Well, yeah... want some burgers?
Ryan: Lemme start the fire! You want some burgers Sexay?
Sexay Doll: ...
Ryan: Watching your weight? Yeah, you should. I mean, AJ was in pretty good shape but too bad. He died of a heart attack... WHICH PROVES ME RIGHT!
Bliyxae: Oookayy....
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